xtremely freaky !!!

i was juz watchin Bruce Almighty and this thought struckk me!!
WOT IF I CUD BE GOD
for some time

aaaaaaaaah imagine all the things i COULD do !!! like makin things happen n all

not dat i wud make monkeys come out of ppl's butt, i mean dat wud be nasty
oh no not for the human, but 4 the poor monkey!!

oh oh n i dun hav pets either so i wudnt be givin any toilet training hehehe

i mean all the "OTHER" things
like ummmmm ... lemme see

1st of all i cud make it 9am when i want it 2 be ... hehehe so i wont be late for my 1st period calculus class, damm question is how?? HEY, but i m GOD aint i ? so i wont even hav to go 2 skoool
i mean im in charge of the universe after all ;) who has time for skool
"2 kool 4 skool eh"

ok 1st mayb ill make myself a lil bit taller
not dat im verrry short or anything ... but still tall seems nice :D
i cud evn drive widout liscense... aaah, like who's gonna ask GOD for a liscense
ok i wont b too selfish, ill do things for the world too

wud make sure MR. Bin is made to kneel on his desk for 100yrs atlest oh yeh wid his hands up in d air, dat wud teach him, 2 fly planes into buildings, the world isnt his playground after all... im in charge :)
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wud make ppl who live on islands like fishies so dat anytime a tsunami strikes.. they r ready to swimm, n wud make the trees higher ... the pooor monkeys shudnt get drowned na (n seriusly i cant imagine fishy monkeys)

i wud connect the north pole n south pole to the tropical areas wid the help of some kinda passage, u kno, so like all the other migrating birds the penguins too can chill out on d beaches too for their vacationz hehehe

oh yeh then i wud have to ans prayers too rite .... naaah dun worry im not dat dumb i wont use post-its, i wud probably attach a micro chip to my brain that processes prayers and answers them immediately thru innovative output methods

n then id be busy rotatin and revolving the planets
painting the stars wid glitter
and i wud paint the moon purplee whooooa how cool is dat
purple is my fav color u see
and ill make the flowers bigger than the trees, so pretty, n the bees will get lotttttsa nectar too, dat means more honey, dat means happy Mr. Pooh bear.

Oh crap, n wot abt the people .... ok this BEIN GOD thingy sounds kooool, but damm complicated.. leavin d part wher id probably get a vacation in the clouds among the planets n stars wid angels being around playin musik for me n juz goes on n on n on till u get completely bored n log off

buttt soo many things to do, how will i get time to watch cartoonz n update my blog???
naaah i kno ill mess up

n so badly that probably evry1 wud hav to leave planet earth n migrate to some other (planet) ...

wow another planet
not bad though!!! eh...
what say ???



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